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Quirks.
« on: February 07, 2010, 10:31:43 PM »
What kind of peculiar behavioural habits do you have?

- I'm unable to finish off a roll of toilet paper. If the roll is nearing the end, I have to start on another roll. I have no idea why I do this haha.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 04:27:11 AM »
It's cos that last sheet totally sucks for wiping with.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 06:45:53 AM »
i redo high fives if the first one wasn't good enough

i can't eat something if there isn't something to drink closeby.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 07:17:40 AM »
i go for a piss every time before shower without fail. have done since i can remember

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 11:29:14 AM »
When I piss, I like to time it so I flush half way through the pee, and by the time it finishes flushing I've finished peeing.

It saves that 1 second it takes to flush each time you pee. Let's say I pee on average 5 times a day, I'm saving 5 seconds a day. That's 1825 seconds a year, which is 30 minutes. That's like one whole TV show you could have watched while you spent your life flushing, suckers.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 11:31:38 AM »
haha, i do that too^
cept a lot of the time, i pee longer, then flush again and waste water.

when i ejaculate,

i like to say, "seacrest out"

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 11:47:19 AM »
i redo high fives if the first one wasn't good enough

i can't eat something if there isn't something to drink closeby.

I'm the same way :P

and Cailou, I do that too haha

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 01:53:45 PM »
If i step on a crack with my left foot, i'll have to balance it out by stepping on a crack with my right foot. I used to do that all the time. Not so much now.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 02:08:21 PM »
if one hand gets wet, i like to get the other one wet too, otherwise it feels too dry after.

i usually make sure the LAST thing i do of everything is a good one.
i don't like leaving feeling as if i cheated myself.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2010, 02:15:32 PM »
I piss all over myself no matter how many times I shake my penis after urination.

I lie in bed and tell my friends that I don't have university classes, they all leave the house and I stay in bed all day. When I hear their car pulling up I get out of bed and pretend that I've had a really hard day. I have no reason to lie to them, but I do.

I check myself out constantly in the windows of cars.

If there is someone in the toilet I can't poo in case they hear it dropping into the water.

When people aren't around I sing to the very best of my ability along to music. I'm terrible.

I have no muscles at all and I don't work out but if I get the chance to flex off in the mirror I do. And I always think I look ripped.

Every day I wish for Zombie apocalypse.

If someone walks into a public bathroom while I'm checking myself out in the mirror I go and have another pee. But because I've already had a pee I have no more pee left. So I end up spitting at the toilet in a hope to make sounds similar to peeing.

If I'm ever on the bus next to the window and nobody is sitting next to me I will put 'REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore' on full blast and mime the words to the sky.

I'm always a lot more comfier facing away from the TV when I'm in bed. My body hates TV.

If I get into a car and forget to put my seat belt on but I remember half way through the journey, I don't put it on. I'm always too conscious that the driver will think I'm only putting it on because of their driving ability. Not because I've simply forgot.

I will watch anything with a good title. If I'm surfing channels and see 'MEGA SHARKS FROM HELL' I'll immediately start watching it.

I will change a conversation completely if I think I can work a joke in.

I'm scared to agree with people in public/university debates just in case think we're friends because of it.

Certain songs on my iPod influence how I walk.

I will go out of my way to make animals do human things. If I'm at a party and I get left alone with the guys dog, it's getting some of my beer. If he's gone long enough the dog will end up wearing my shirt.
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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2010, 02:25:57 PM »
if one hand gets wet, i like to get the other one wet too, otherwise it feels too dry after.

i usually make sure the LAST thing i do of everything is a good one.
i don't like leaving feeling as if i cheated myself.

I do that last thing too.

I ALWAYS put in my right eye contact before my left. Same when I take them out. 

If I'm taking a test or writing a paper, and my hair is down, instead of putting it behind my ear or something I hold my hair in a ponytail at the back of my head for the entire test.  I don't realize I'm doing it, but I probably look ridiculous.   So, my next quirk I guess, would be that I put a hairtie in if I need to think.

If I eat a sandwich while I'm talking, I flip it around in my hands and take bites from it horizontally, vertically, or backwards.  It annoys people but once again, I don't notice I do that.

This isn't really a quirk, but: every summer I braid myself a necklace and some bracelets, and each one is "dedicated" in a sense to a certain part of my life. I wear them the entire summer, and get sad when I have to take them off because I get attached to them and feel closer to what they represent when I wear them. It's super cheesy but I've done it for years and it makes it feel like summer. 
I only do this until I get dizzy & then I lay down on my back & watch the clouds, he said. It sounds simple but you won't believe how many people forget the second part.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2010, 02:33:43 PM »
If i'm listening to music and it's building up, as soon as it kicks off with some kind of guitar riff i will do the motion for drums. I know it's not drums, but I feel the music too much.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2010, 02:36:29 PM »

You gotta go, you got to go! Sometimes there's dead arabs under you, but what can you do?
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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 02:52:55 PM »
ha great post mitch, some of them i do too

it's mad when you think you're the only one who does this shit but loads do it

i have this thing were i shake my food when eating it. say if i got a hamburger or an ice cream after i've taken a bite i'll always shake it for some reason  :|

and shaking my legs up n down fast when i'm sitting down
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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 03:00:27 PM »
I count stairs whenever I use them

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Re: Quirks.
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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 05:21:50 PM »
i've seen it on two different threads here... by you.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 05:33:00 PM »

and shaking my legs up n down fast when i'm sitting down

I do that ALLLL the time, same with tapping on stuff with my hands. It annoys the shit out of everyone but I don't even realise I'm doing it.

Whenever I've got to sit still for any length of time I always have to find something to play with, I can't just sit still and do nothing.

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 06:06:29 PM »
i've seen it on two different threads here... by you.


I think your friend with bewbs made the other thread brah

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Re: Quirks.
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 06:48:58 PM »
if i'm eating a food item containing bread (sandwich, pizza, hamburger, hot dog) i always have to leave the last big corner of it on my plate.