My girlfriend's alright
My girlfriend's alright but she can't cook quite like you
and my girlfriend, she's alright but her smile's not as cute
yeah my girlfriend's alright but we have opposing views
She always disagrees with statements you and I would say are true
and my girlfriend's alright but she honestly can't sing
and girls who cannot sing to me are, in a way ugly
my girlfriend's alright but she doesn't read my songs
she just tells me they're amazing seconds after they're sent off
and my girlfriend's alright but she never likes to fight
and you and I would always love to cause it opened up our eyes
and showed us how much we cared, too in love to say goodbye
until you finally left, but thank God my new girlfriend's alright
Yeah, my girlfriend's alright but she talks about our future
like we're destined to get married and it really makes me hate her
my girlfriend's alright but she would prefer skywalker
to captain kirk and come on, you and I love William Shatner
my girlfriend's alright but she's pro DC, hates Marvel
and she refuses to clean my room while you would beg me every couple
days, that makes me wonder if she's even just alright
cause her meatloaf doesn't taste as good as yours on her best night