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Pooing problem (serious)
« on: May 29, 2010, 10:09:43 PM »
When I was in high school, it only took a few wipes to get everything clean. But right around the time I started university (2 years ago), it started taking more and more wipes. I mean it can go over 10 wipes. My diet has pretty much been the same, in fact I ate better in university since I ate lunch at home more than I did in high school. Should I go see a doctor or something? Or should I stop eating vegetables and make my feces harder/more solid? Like, it's pretty costly too considering how much toilet paper I'm using up, and the constant flushing...

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My poo is pretty normal too, it's not like mashed potatoes coming out or anything, but I'm also not constipated. The timing has been exactly the same since high school. They aren't hard little turds either, they're long, soft, and solid logs.

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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 10:59:38 PM »
lmao. Dude, if you're concerned, go see a doctor. I honestly don't think it's a big deal, most likely just a change in diet that's done it.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2010, 11:07:51 PM »
So.. the only problem is you're wiping more? I don't see that as a problem lol.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 11:19:51 PM »
I only think it's a problem since it only took 2-3 wipes in high school. Now I'm doing about 10 wipes. When it's the mushy stuff, it's even worse, that's like 20 wipes. Is your poo supposed to do that when your diet gets better?
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 11:40:16 PM »
Maybe try eating a more fibre rich diet.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2010, 12:27:55 AM »
Or it's cos you're getting old.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2010, 04:24:47 AM »
it's your diet. eat more rice
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2010, 02:21:20 PM »
Quote from: Jared on May 29, 2010, 11:40:16 PM
Maybe try eating a more fibre rich diet.

Speaking of fibers, I ate a lot of fiber cereal bars and it made my gas so bad, it could kill a small animal.

Quote from: Niedermayer on May 30, 2010, 04:24:47 AM
it's your diet. eat more rice

One thing that changed about my rice diet was I went from white rice to more brown rices. Could that be it?
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2010, 04:26:55 PM »
use wet wipes.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2010, 07:13:06 PM »
you're probably eating more saturated fats. Fast food, junk food etc.

Eat solid vegetables like potatos, carrots.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2010, 09:45:46 PM »
Quote from: [M£TH] on May 30, 2010, 08:34:21 PM
Hairy asshole much?

It's actually kind of hairy... which sucks cause I can't grow hair on my face, legs, or arms... but my asshole looks like a jungle.

Quote from: Niedermayer on May 30, 2010, 07:13:06 PM
you're probably eating more saturated fats. Fast food, junk food etc.

Eat solid vegetables like potatos, carrots.

That's the weird part, in high school all I ate was fast food for lunch (like... 5 days a week. it was terrible)

When I got to university, I only ate fast food for lunch on occasion since I either got home early, or left later. Maybe I'll eat more raw carrots and stuff. Thanks for the advice bro
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2010, 06:47:42 AM »
Maybe your ass got bigger over the years.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 11:43:29 AM »
i cant believe this thread  :lol:

Calliou's jungle arsehole LOL
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 12:00:17 PM »
LOL yeah shave your asshole caillou. Tell us if it hurts.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2010, 01:26:13 PM »
thats shitty......  ^-^
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2010, 02:29:59 PM »
Well call poo dreads, dags. Farmers have to cut dags off the sheep.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2010, 05:05:20 PM »
I don't think I can shave it alone, and I'm not going to call one of my friends over to spread my cheeks open for me.

But I'll try to like... pull the hairs out or something. Or use a different wiping technique, or even use baby wipes after a few dry wipes.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2010, 01:14:25 AM »
You can trim your ass hairs. Get a pair of scissors.

Just saying.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2010, 02:27:15 PM »
But don't use the same pair for trimming nose hairs.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2010, 06:28:11 PM »
What is really strange is when I am on anti biotics and take a shit, it comes out totally clean, meaning I don't have to wipe at all. Literally I will do one wipe and there is nothing to wipe.


Not sure why that is, maybe someone should do a study on it.
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