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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2010, 08:16:02 PM »
lol so I stuck some duct tape over my asshole and pulled out a few hairs. have yet to poo, but hopefully it'll be better.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2010, 08:25:56 PM »
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2010, 11:38:06 PM »
While on the topic...

(warning, watch at your own risk)

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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2010, 11:42:21 PM »
Quote from: Oliver on June 03, 2010, 06:28:11 PM
What is really strange is when I am on anti biotics and take a shit, it comes out totally clean, meaning I don't have to wipe at all. Literally I will do one wipe and there is nothing to wipe.


Not sure why that is, maybe someone should do a study on it.

phantom shit FTW
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2010, 11:29:28 AM »
Matt, that was disgustingly awesome but drop the awesome part.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2010, 11:33:16 AM »
i handnt watched that video until now... dude...... you were swimming in your own shit! also, what the fuck do you eat? :lol:
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2010, 12:16:29 PM »
what, am i the first person to swim in his own shit???  ok, maybe.  i eat food and i drink beer, that is the result...
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2010, 12:58:47 PM »
lmfao awesome video
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2010, 04:24:48 PM »
lol epic thread.

I started eating yogurt regularly a few months ago and my shits started getting goopy and rancid as fuck. Took me a long time to realize it was from the yogurt. Could just be something like that...I doubt it's a problem. But they do say that healthy shits should float and don't require much wiping IIRC.
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Quote from: Oliver on August 22, 2011, 09:22:10 AM
Also I think the "Date Fell short" part is used far too much and with too many different variations which gives the song a lack of a decent ending. Obviously the end is the "Date Feel Short" part with the band fully going at it, but we've already heard it so much in the song prior, it just doesn't quite get me.

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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2010, 04:42:15 PM »
Fucking awesome matt, i too have taken a sea shit.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2010, 05:52:37 PM »
Quote from: Ghent on June 04, 2010, 04:24:48 PM
lol epic thread.

I started eating yogurt regularly a few months ago and my shits started getting goopy and rancid as fuck. Took me a long time to realize it was from the yogurt. Could just be something like that...I doubt it's a problem. But they do say that healthy shits should float and don't require much wiping IIRC.

oh god, my toilet downstairs is a low flow one, and there's not enough water to cover my shit. So it fucking piles up and smells so bad cause there's no water to get rid of the smell.

btw I think I might try and remove some more hairs cause my shit last night was messy... but to be fair it was really goopy rather then solid like usual.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2010, 06:01:25 PM »
Try drinking coffee and then pooing shortly after.
I've heard it prevents colon cancer, and it definitely allows it to come out easier.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2010, 06:05:11 PM »
Yessss! My guest bathroom toilet does that too with the water, makes for some gnar stains too
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2010, 08:24:09 PM »
Quote from: matt. on June 03, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
While on the topic...

(warning, watch at your own risk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUcMjGHi64#ws


You're 26 and you took a video of you shitting in the ocean?
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2010, 08:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Jared on June 04, 2010, 08:24:09 PM
Quote from: matt. on June 03, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
While on the topic...

(warning, watch at your own risk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUcMjGHi64#ws


You're 26 and you took a video of you shitting in the ocean?


i'm sorry, am i not acting mature enough for you?  fck, i hate people that are so uptight about shit





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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2010, 09:17:13 AM »
Quote from: matt. on June 03, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
While on the topic...

(warning, watch at your own risk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUcMjGHi64#ws


LOL that is win...

I was at a small pond once swimming and a huge golden retriever got in the water and took a dump. It came floating to the top while we were all swimming and broke into a million pieces. Was gross but hilarious and bizarre.
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Quote from: Oliver on August 22, 2011, 09:22:10 AM
Also I think the "Date Fell short" part is used far too much and with too many different variations which gives the song a lack of a decent ending. Obviously the end is the "Date Feel Short" part with the band fully going at it, but we've already heard it so much in the song prior, it just doesn't quite get me.

Quote from: iamwally on January 20, 2007, 02:32:05 PM
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2010, 12:13:29 PM »
greeeeeeeat
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2010, 12:25:19 PM »
Quote from: matt. on June 04, 2010, 08:30:48 PM
Quote from: Jared on June 04, 2010, 08:24:09 PM
Quote from: matt. on June 03, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
While on the topic...

(warning, watch at your own risk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUcMjGHi64#ws


You're 26 and you took a video of you shitting in the ocean?


i'm sorry, am i not acting mature enough for you?  fck, i hate people that are so uptight about shit





poo intended


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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2010, 12:57:33 PM »
lol love it
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2010, 01:21:56 PM »
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