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Offline Dw.

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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2010, 12:42:41 AM »
Quote from: Ghent on June 05, 2010, 09:17:13 AM
Quote from: matt. on June 03, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
While on the topic...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUcMjGHi64#ws


LOL that is win...

I was at a small pond once swimming and a huge golden retriever got in the water and took a dump. It came floating to the top while we were all swimming and broke into a million pieces. Was gross but hilarious and bizarre.


LOL! Supernova shit
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2010, 12:28:28 PM »
Quote from: 犀利哥 on May 29, 2010, 10:09:43 PM
When I was in high school, it only took a few wipes to get everything clean. But right around the time I started university (2 years ago), it started taking more and more wipes. I mean it can go over 10 wipes. My diet has pretty much been the same, in fact I ate better in university since I ate lunch at home more than I did in high school. Should I go see a doctor or something? Or should I stop eating vegetables and make my feces harder/more solid? Like, it's pretty costly too considering how much toilet paper I'm using up, and the constant flushing...

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My poo is pretty normal too, it's not like mashed potatoes coming out or anything, but I'm also not constipated. The timing has been exactly the same since high school. They aren't hard little turds either, they're long, soft, and solid logs.

Your thoughts?


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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2010, 12:31:09 PM »
anyway i have the same problem piss me its seem like i have to take half of a toillet paper thing each time o poop

i wonder how it feels for a girl to poop

is like anal sex
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2010, 12:18:32 AM »
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2010, 11:32:20 AM »
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2010, 10:06:16 PM »
So I tried a new wiping technique, where I lay on my back, spread my legs apart and sticky my ass out like a girl getting fucked missionary, and wiped.

Needless to say, it wasn't the effective.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2010, 10:10:50 AM »
why did you have to put that image in my head.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2010, 10:57:41 AM »
TMI, Ricky. TMI.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2010, 11:07:21 PM »
Quote from: jtm on June 28, 2010, 10:57:41 AM
TMI, Ricky. TMI.


Hey at least I didn't illustrate it like other techniques I've tried.

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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2010, 01:23:11 PM »
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2010, 04:15:45 PM »
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2010, 04:26:47 PM »
lol was funny
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2010, 07:40:22 PM »
skimmed over it and saw this

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Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel

whyyyyyyyy the fuck did i have to read that
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2010, 09:06:52 PM »
why did i come into this topic? i don't even know what i was thinking.
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2010, 02:30:13 AM »
hahahaha this topic was hilarious
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Re: Pooing problem (serious)
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2010, 12:30:46 PM »
Quote from: Buddy Holly on August 04, 2010, 01:23:11 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

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LOL

Good thing I never completely shaved it. I just plucked hairs out with tape, it's fucking gross. It's like, asshole pubes.
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