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Boxing is my favourite sport
« on: September 03, 2010, 02:33:57 PM »
(this song is very sarcastic, I'm very afraid people won't get it)

Verse 1

I'm sick of people smoking grass
And stuffing each other up the ass
they say they call it love
but it's not ok from (god) above
they want their faggot bells to ring
but marriage should be a sacred thing
I hear news on the radio
It's told me all I need to know
I'm so sick of all the whine
about all the terrorists in Palestine

Chorus

Why deny it
What are we gonna do?
I heard it on the tv
so it must be true!
I'm not gonna try it
explaining all I know
But it's how it should be
I read the papers and listen to the radio!

Verse 2

I'm so sick of crimes
they only happen in modern times
The slim penaltys makes me sad
Murderers should be fried, cause killing people is bad
Most of them are black and brown
Let's lynch them all outta town!
I need to watch this box
Some people say that war sucks
but it was fun before and it's cool again!
and we must pray every now and then
We must build up for the axes
but I don't wanna pay no taxes!

Bridge 1

Look everybody! See What I've done
being racist is so much fun!
I needed to pick a side
So I'll die for my national pride!

Bridge 2

Look everybody! See What I've done
being sexist and homophobic is so much fun
they're starving in foreign lands
but helping them is not part of my plans

Verse 3

Those godamn women aare always bitchin'
why couldn't they just stay in the kitchen?
I wanna make female: fuck, food and furniture factorys
cause that's all women means to me
Let's not have boobies on cops
cause women shouldn't be doing mens jobs
The police should be violent to really earn it
cause if smeone gets beaten we know they deserve it
No need to bring the court in
Some people are not that Important!

Some lines I probably won't include

(Vegitarians make stupid vows
who cares about some stupid cows?

When I watch lesbo porn I wanna hit that
but most lesbians are ugly and fat

George W Bush was such a bitch
let's kill the poor and eat the rich

Transexuals and transgenders
are just as bad as sex offenders)
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You're my sunshine, you're my raindrops
You're my icebergs you're my rooftops
you're my pain  when I'm without you

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Re: Boxing is my favourite sport
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2010, 08:59:23 AM »
How can nobody appreciate this song rofl?

I've been too busy getting girls drunk and sticking it in their queefholes to read this entire thing.