Ohhh my god, I hate it when people have no sense of humor!
Not only does my friend get at me for being cynical, but he starts fights over really stupid shit. Like, he'll say I NEVER share, and that I'm really bad at sharing. That started because one day I was eating this granola bar, and he wanted some, and at was 4:30 and I hadn't eaten ALL DAY, but he had. So I said, "Well...I kind of haven't eaten all day." And he was like, "Fine...nevermind, I share with YOU." So he got upset about that. And then last week, I bought Pinkberry frozen yogurt, and he was like, "Ooh, can I get my own spoon?!" So I said, "Um...ok," even though I thought that was pushing it a bit. So he got his own spoon, and started wolfing down the frozen yogurt. And when it was almost to the bottom, I said, "Uh, well, it's almost gone now, so...I'd kind of like the rest." And he got all upset, and said, "Fine...geez. You're basically telling me to back off. I don't get what your problem with sharing is. I share with YOU." And FUCK, I don't have a problem with sharing. It's just that people who think they're entitled to half of whatever you have JUST because they're your friends bug the hell out of me. I would NEVER do something like that. I paid for it, sure I'll give you a couple of bites, but I still expect to get most of it. So we got into a fight about that, too.
