Such a shitty day today.
3 fat chicks came into our store giggling. These girls were huge, like 250 - 300 lbs. One of them offers me a Mentos, so I accept because I like Mentos, and she sticks her tongue out and offers it up like that and then giggles some more. I laughed in an awkward fashion and rolled my eyes at her, but I still got a Mentos...just not one that she had touched. Why this happened to me, I do not know.